I will someday write a book called My Life in Lolita: That Is Awful Why Do I Want It
whoa canada
someone needs to turn down that sass level
Two things to know about Canada!
- We are smart enough to know hot things should be hot.
- We are sorry if you don’t
A few things you need to know about this hot coffee case:
- It wasn’t an issue of the coffee being because no fucking shit coffee is hot, but McDonald’s had over heated their water to 250 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s 121C. Not just hot, but really FUCKING hot. Your fancy Starbucks lattes are brewed to 150 degrees.
- The 79 year old woman had this cup of 250F (121C) coffee between her legs when it spilled so 250F (121C) coffee spilled on her genitals
- She got third degree burns…on her genitals. THIRD DEGREE.
- She had to have skin grafts to repair the damage
- When she sued McDonald’s, it wasn’t for millions of dollars, it was for $20,000 to cover hospital costs and court fees. 20-fucking-thousand.
- McDonald’s settled and changed their heating policy, but not before making her sign a gag order keeping her from talking about this case
- So she had to live on hearing little shits like you call her stupid and money-grubbing, and other horrendous stuff because she dared ask the company in the wrong to fix what they fucked up.
I know I’ve reblogged this before tonight but so help me god, I will keep reblogging this with the proper information so everyone can maybe learn not to be an asshole. Like I said before, next person to mock this woman can have 250F (121C) water poured on their dick or lady dick and see how you like it.
So sit the fuck down, Canada.
Slow clap it out for the hot piece of sass that is my rp partner.
shit you don’t hear
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We all struggle sometimes.
This gifset, though.
Oh godddd I cannot
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Guys, guys! You know when “The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug” premieres?
On the first day of the last moon of autumn on the threshold of winter.
That’s right. On Durin’s Day.
Which also is Friday the 13th.
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college; the musical
featuring such hits as:
- the fuck do you mean this textbook is $250
- why am i the only one in the group doing the assignment
- final exams more like no
- how did my gpa get so low
- this ta really needs to stop
- i’m never going to finish this 7,000 word essay by tomorrow
- how did my gpa get so high (reprise)
volume 2: the living with a roommate edition
with brand new tracks such as:
- please stop making out two feet away from me
- it’s three in the morning and i have a test tomorrow shut the fuck up
- oh my god dude why didn’t you put a sock on the door
- please stop making out two feet away from me (reprise)
and the hit single
- put that thing back where it came from or so help me
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parenting. you’re doing it right.
Beyond cute omg
i thought it was cute and then i realised what was on the tv and i melted
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GAY BEST FRIEND 2013
It’s from the director of Jawbreaker so I hope it’s a black comedy about a gay dude who low key ruins the lives of the girls who try to use him like a fashion accessory
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=iwavnhCaTpQ#!
it is
“no people should be treated as accessories”
oh my god the last 35 seconds of the video makes me really want to see this
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{ Indian Couture } part I | Shyamal & Bhumika
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