I will someday write a book called My Life in Lolita: That Is Awful Why Do I Want It
On the first day of the last moon of autumn on the threshold of winter.
That’s right. On Durin’s Day.
Which also is Friday the 13th.
college; the musical
featuring such hits as:
- the fuck do you mean this textbook is $250
- why am i the only one in the group doing the assignment
- final exams more like no
- how did my gpa get so low
- this ta really needs to stop
- i’m never going to finish this 7,000 word essay by tomorrow
- how did my gpa get so high (reprise)
volume 2: the living with a roommate edition
with brand new tracks such as:
- please stop making out two feet away from me
- it’s three in the morning and i have a test tomorrow shut the fuck up
- oh my god dude why didn’t you put a sock on the door
- please stop making out two feet away from me (reprise)
and the hit single
- put that thing back where it came from or so help me